I had my niece in a language rotation group yesterday. When I told her I needed to read the instructions first because I was pretty sure we were meant to play Snap! instead of Memory she responded "Oooohhhh, I didn't know this game had corruptions". Needless to say I laughed. And laughed. "Honey, they're INstructions" I said, when she looked at me wondering what was so funny. She didn't get it.
You heard it here first, people. Innocent games corrupt the unwary player!